Cover Snark: Apologies to Jake Gyllenhaal
It’s Cover Snark time! From Kerri: I saw this cover and was immediately uncomfortable. And the longer I looked at it, the more uncomfortable I got. Either her body is made of cloth, or his body ends at his chest. Sarah: “Oh! How bendy!” Elyse: Is that the “surprise” in surprise dukes? Sarah: Or maybe it’s tickly beards that are the surprise? Lara: Her foot seems too big in comparison to the rest of her body? This is a real case of Hidden Limbs and I blame photoshop. Maya: It’s like one of those Halloween costumes where it’s really just one person! From Kylie: Herewith my humble submission to Cover Snark! I’m not sure it’s quite egregious enough – only two fonts! – but I’m certain that’s some bootleg Jake Gyllenhaal and apparently both he and the wolf have their doubts about this situation. Sarah: I CANNOT stop Laughing at this cover. Jake looks so mad! SO MAD. Tara: Photographer: “Can you do smoldering?” JG: “Sorry, big mad is the best I can do.” Elyse: The wolf kept his scarf Claudi
It’s Cover Snark time!
From Kerri: I saw this cover and was immediately uncomfortable. And the longer I looked at it, the more uncomfortable I got. Either her body is made of cloth, or his body ends at his chest.
Sarah: “Oh! How bendy!”
Elyse: Is that the “surprise” in surprise dukes?
Sarah: Or maybe it’s tickly beards that are the surprise?
Lara: Her foot seems too big in comparison to the rest of her body? This is a real case of Hidden Limbs and I blame photoshop.
Maya: It’s like one of those Halloween costumes where it’s really just one person!
From Kylie: Herewith my humble submission to Cover Snark! I’m not sure it’s quite egregious enough – only two fonts! – but I’m certain that’s some bootleg Jake Gyllenhaal and apparently both he and the wolf have their doubts about this situation.
Sarah: I CANNOT stop Laughing at this cover.
Jake looks so mad! SO MAD.
Tara: Photographer: “Can you do smoldering?”
JG: “Sorry, big mad is the best I can do.”
Elyse: The wolf kept his scarf
Claudia: If the wolf could frown, it would.
Sarah: THE WOLF KEPT HIS SCARF.
Sarah: That lion is NOT impressed
Amanda: But giant lion or tiny wizard?
Sarah: …This is a good question.
Claudia: I get it, the lion is the reluctant companion. The body language is totally “get off me.”
Elyse: Poor Aslan
Susan: That man looks less like he’s leaning on the lion and more like he’s phasing out of it Kitty Pryde style.
From Kareni: It’s a very nipple-centric cover!
Sarah: PEEKABOO! I SEE YOU!
Elyse: Is the nipple his step brother?
Sarah: His step brother is a NIPPLE SHIFTER
Elyse:
Sarah: I’m surprised this is the first possibility of nipple shifting.
Claudia: This is one of the most… nipple-forward covers we’ve had in a while!
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